SOME LAWS WHICH I GOT IN MY MAILBOX ...intersting guys check them out.

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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WORD LEARNING MADE EASY-1

Words to be used in the story as follows:

1. abandon= to give up, leave , total lack of inhibition.

2. abdicate= to give up the postion , power or right.

3. abeyance= to be put under temporary suppresion or suspension.

4. abhor= to loathe, detest

5. aberration= something different from the usual.

6. abject= miserable, pity.

Rajesh's mom said,"he has abandoned his frivolous atitude towards maths.He has started taking maths seriously".But there is an abberation in,what his mom says and his results.Last saturday i bumped into his maths teacher and asked him about his results.He said," initially when the things were easy rajesh was enjoying maths , but later on with things getting tougher he began to abhor maths".On the other hand his father who is general secretary of a poltical party had to abdicate his position and was put under abeyance . As a result rajesh and his family became an abject for the whole set of family friends and relatives.

SIDHU YAAR GUP NA MAAR

It was 12th march,2010, friday there was nothing interesting in the day .But when one is blessed with friends like sidhu how can it be that a boring day remains boring interesting things are bound to happen. I was in sector 34's wood market with one of my paternal and maternal grandfather. how come he is both paternal and maternal grand father?Is a different story and i'll tell you about it in another blog of mine.So, i was in the market and suddenly the phone rang and it was evergreen sidhu on the other side. Now this guy is one who is always up with all kinds of rumours going around in the college. Catch him if you want to get any kind of first hand information of what is happening around in the college.He'll give you every possible bit of information with him a very helpful guy indeed! First we just talked about the same thing .How is training going on? About mine you guys very well know as i told you in my last post how i saved my self from the hardcore training torture. But sidhu is always upbeat about his project adventure's at PSEB where he is undergoing training.If you don't know him well one can even think he was an IIT prodigy but landed in PTU. Oh ! i am boring you guys out isn't it . So let me come straight to the point. So , after our regular chit chat was over . He suddenly returned back to his rumour best and what he said became the status update of my Facebook account. The people who were shell shocked came out and commented well.So, in the end i got a very good story to post on my blog lucky me !So , hold your breath as here come 's the original document of the commenting on my post.

''''""Gagandeep Singh: Sodhi called up and said" IBM is coming to college for placements". Definitely most of the jokes are work of fiction.""""""""""

Fri at 1:06pm • Comment • Like

commenting begins......

Gagandeep Singh

sometimes jokes are meant not to laugh .......but i can't control.....hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha lols

Fri at 1:07pm •

Kanwarveer Singh Tohra

i also got to hear that but not from SIDHU ...

Fri at 1:08pm •

Gagandeep Singh

i heard from sidhu ....and i am not able to believe .......it may be IBM daksh......but sidhu's tone was so full of conviction as if he has been already shortlisted by the recruitment people.

Fri at 1:10pm •

Kanwarveer Singh Tohra

hahhahahhahahaaaaahahahhahahha....

Fri at 1:12pm •

Sambhav Sharma

ha ha ....aan deo yaar....waise v je aayi it will be pool campus nd it will take hardly any ....//let the company come even if they come it will be a pool campus drive and it will ahrdly take any of us.

Fri at 1:15pm •

Gagandeep Singh

it can't be bro.......difficult .....even if the case is pool campus

Fri at 1:16pm •

Sambhav Sharma

hmm...wait and watch...

Fri at 1:17pm •

Gagandeep Singh

don't worry .....we wont have to wait and watch as sidhu has already left for college......god bless poor soul....

Fri at 1:18pm •

Sambhav Sharma

hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha...........

Fri at 1:18pm •

Gagandeep Singh

he was even asking me to come along ......

Fri at 1:19pm •

Sambhav Sharma

chala janda yaar...moral support//.....

Fri at 1:20pm •

Gagandeep Singh

in that moral support for the dear friend .....i didn't wanted to be the laughing stock of the college....even TP cell people would have a bout of indigestion after having such an inquiry...lols

Fri at 1:22pm •

Sambhav Sharma

ha ha...hahahhahaha...........

Fri at 1:23pm •

Gagandeep Singh

somebody really played a prank with him.....i tried to persuade him but u know sidhu is really difficult to convince

Fri at 1:24pm •

Sambhav Sharma

salea...uh sahi v ho sakda aa....u never know

Fri at 1:24pm •

Gagandeep Singh

chk ur mail buddy its interglobe technologies and it is at RIMT gobindgarh pool campus for north zone colleges....

Fri at 1:26pm •

Sambhav Sharma

ha ha...bas serious na ho...

Fri at 1:27pm •

Gagandeep Singh

thank god.......the suspense is over......

Fri at 1:27pm •

Gagandeep Singh

i dont know wat he's gonna do wid tp cell people....hhahhahaha

Fri at 1:27pm •

Sambhav Sharma

hahhahahahhahahahahahahah...........:P

Fri at 1:28pm •

Gagandeep Singh

hahhahahahaha...................:P

Fri at 1:28pm •

Jangbir Singh Saini

lol.. poor fellow ...

Fri at 7:54pm •

Gagandeep Singh

@ jangbir bai.....really poor fellow...but how can one be so naive?? being desperate makes it more difficult to reach the goal.....even if we r very close to it.

Fri at 9:42pm •

PLEASE NOTE: With effective use of guess work and appropriate usage of the vowels and not even all. Just use i,u,o three vowels and you can even get to know the original name of my friend. In order to save myself from severe fractures i have hided the real identity of my friend.:)

B-TACK ~ BEWAKOOFANA ATTACK

Hi....guys after a long time and i have been seriously missing this place.But didn't had anything substantial to write about just the general stuff like going for class, coming back home and same old useless things.""PAR BHAGWAN KE GHAR DER HAI ANDHER NAHI"".So, i had this lovely experience to share with you guys.Hope who so ever reads it, is definitely going to share with his or her other friends.

It goes like this sometimes one has the habit of getting in trouble so often that a person like me can't resist the opportunity.So, on a pleasant sunny day as it is in the month of march those who belong to punjab will definitely agree with me.At this time the weather is at its best but the most dreaded summers are definitely on their way and are racing towards chandigarh at avery high speed"definitely honeymoons are always short lived and what is left are suhaani yaadien jo jaldi memsahab ke tarah poorani ho jayenge ". I have definitely strayed away from the story nevertheless this was imperative to tell you all as i love this time of year the most.Oh !yep trouble was that i myself called up my training mentor and asked him when should i report to him and he's such a generous man he said," Why wait for tomorrow come today only. shubh kaam main derri kya ajja beta khair nahi aaajjj teriiiiii".So, i had to pay for my offence of reminding an executive already overloaded with work that i am also on training under him. As directed i reached the workstation this sounds really proffesional isn't it guys? at sharp 10'o clock. With some initial directions about work i was later on told to just watch the things happening and not to do anything.Now this was it one sitting in an office without any work and has to stare on to the screen without any reason. It is not less than a punishment when the person keeps on doing his work and you sitting besides him and trying to act as if you are understanding every thing when you know everything is going above your head. More to add to one's plight is the hyperactive office staff around you which is so quick and fast in doing their work that you feel like an alien to the place .As i know whatever may be the condition i will never be working so hard like these workaholics.I must tell you guys there was no beautiful girl around as it is told by every other novelist that for the first time when he went to the office and was completely bored from the work, he suddenly saw a beautiful girl with whom he instantly fall in love. It's all a farce all cookedup to sell the novel and play with your emotions .Why would she be here go and better look for her in some good beauty saloon i mean wait outside the saloon jyada dil nu la leo gal kitte jutiyan he kha baitho.After five hours of extreme hard core torture i was granted the permission to leave thank god. But told to report back again tomorrow at the same time to continue with screen staring practise. "Enough of staring girls in markets and shopping malls get onto some serious work dude " , said the mentor . As i was coming out of the torture room a security gaurd got hold of him and asked me,"bhaiya apne B-TACK kahan se ke hai".From where did you have done your Btech.I smiled and didn't replied to him. As i had just got over with the one form of B-TACK~ BEWAKOOFANA ATTACK and was getting into another.Arre yaar college khatam hua to company wallon ne unse bhi boori tarha pakda hai ke bunk bhi nahi lagta.

I was on my evening walk or you can say a so called jog . Sun was setting here and rising at some other place. Trees were naked, asking me something , trying to tell me something but i was not able to understand.This below in the form of a poem i have been able to write as if a tree is talking to the Sun and i overheard their talk.

I am always there .

But you are not always there.

I remember and hold on to you.

But you forget and leave me alone.

I am always in darkness.

But you shower me with light.

Till the time you are there i am delight.

when you are not there loneliness is at its height.

But you promise to come again and i feel alright.

GAGANDEEP PARAS.

THANK YOU BABA JI. IT'S ALL YOUR MEHAR.